"I enjoy
hats. And when one has filthy hair, that is a good accessory."
"I'm too
tall to be a girl, I never had enough dresses to be a lady, I wouldn't call myself a woman. I'd say I'm somewhere between
a chick and a broad."
"My real
hair color is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood hair."
(From 1998
interview) "I've sort of grown into my cuteness."
"We all need
to take a deep breath and think about being a Bush daughter and having that cross to bear. I'd go out and have a couple of
drinks, too" - about President George W. Bush's daughters being caught with alcohol as minors.
"It doesn't bring
out the Einstein moment that you hoped it would."-- Julia Roberts, on forgetting to include the real-life Erin Brockovich-Ellis in her Academy Award acceptance speech.
You know
I'm like a total geek, right? First of all, I sit on the set and knit. It's a very social hobby, as opposed to reading at
work - I can chat with people and still be fully engaged.
"He's embarrassing,
he's not my president. He will never be my president" - talking about President George W. Bush.
"I'm just
an ordinary person who has an extraordinary job."
"I get
dressed up like a doll, a nice man puts lipstick on my lips and I say words - it's deeply satisfying" - on the essence of
her job
On why
she will never do a nude scene: "I just don't feel that my algebra teacher should ever know what my butt looks like."
"You can
be true to the character all you want, but you've go to go home with yourself."
"The first time
I felt I was famous was when I went to the movies with my mom. I had gone to the loo, and someone in the bathroom said in
a very loud voice, 'Girl in stall No. 1, were you in Mystic Pizza (1988)? I paused and I said, yeah that was me." - (People Magazine 8/22/99)
I think
it's dangerous to talk in the big generalities of sexism and ageism and face lift-isms. You really have to speak only from
your own experience. And my experience so far has been ridiculously nice. Yeah, do the boys get paid more? Yes. But do we
all get paid too much? Yes. I'm confused at what I'm supposed to complain about.
"I wouldn't
do nudity in films. To act with my clothes on is a performance. To act with my clothes off is a documentary."
"It's heaven
truly... we were rehearsing one day, and we had just moved into the theater and it was dark out here, and I was on stage,
and all of the sudden, I hear, 'Mama!' And Hazel had come in and in the dark just to hear this little voice, and it's incredibly
amazing."